There are certain things which always seem to say, "Welcome Back to Nursing School," the best of which I have listed here.
1. I delivered a plastic/rubber baby.
2. I watched a video made in 1986 on breastfeeding. In the nursing library. With lots of people acting awkward because of what was happening on my computer screen. My favorite part of the video: a woman breastfeeding while walking along a beach. Classic.
3. I was assigned eleven chapters of reading for the first day of class. Very realistic.
4. I spent a half an hour feeling fake cervix-es.