Monday, January 5, 2009

Inbred baby guppies for sale

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For sale: Five baby guppies, which are approximately sixth-generation inbreeds. Due to the fact that these newborns look like tiny little eyeballs swimming around, their sex is undetermined at this point. Talents include swimming around all day and a high propensity for creating offspring. Price is one cent each, although seller is willing to negotiate. Contact soon (before any more fish become pregnant)!

1 comment:

  1. I wouldn't recommend becoming a professional guppy breader. But do you think you could ship me two guppies? Maybe by the time they get to me there will be a dozen!

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