The editor would officially like to retract an advertisement posted on 5 January 2009. There are no longer five inbred baby guppies for sale. Unfortunately, four of the five succumbed to death by pump. It is unclear exactly when they were sucked up the pump, but it is certain they are dead. An investigation of the scene indicated there was no malicious behavior involved in the accident.Those wishing to pay respects are encouraged to donate to the Guppy Population Control Fund.