Sunday, December 27, 2009

Potential crime

Place: County Animal Shelter
Time: 10:32 a.m.
Day: Can't remember. Several weeks ago. Not important.

Me: I would like to volunteer here. How can I get involved?
Cat lady: We are only taking inmates as volunteers right now.
Me: So what you are saying is I have to go to prison in order to volunteer here.
Cat lady: For now, inmates are the only volunteers.

Any suggestions on the crime I should commit? (I probably shouldn't write things like that on the internet.) Animal shelter policy, not mine.

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