Monday, January 17, 2011

My first exposure to The Onion

After reading about The Onion in the USA Today, I decided to check out the website. Here are two important news articles I want to share with you.


Reading these news stories inspired me to write a single sentence:

Especially in these troubled times, I feel it is imperative for any responsible citizen to stay current and conversant concerning the real issues facing Americans today. 

How did you think I did? I was trying to sound self-important and vague, all at the same time! 
A successful career as a politician awaits me!

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